Michelle Obama is distributing a hip-hop album, complete with music videos, to fight obesity at schools across the country.  Bet it goes like, &quot;Get up and get your A@@ movin&#x27;, , watch that @@@ over there doing the @@@,  we be doing it now mother @@@.  Yeah.  Hip hop.  The answer for America&#x27;s children.  (Heavy sarcasm.)