How to properly use soap. (i.redd.it): Directions For Use: Incredibly the law says
 we need to instruct you in the art of using
 soap so here goes -rub all over your body
 to create a fine lather then rinse off. This is a
 fine opportunity to check the family jewels for
 lumps and bumps so go right ahead and have a
 good firtle! If you find anything unusual on the
 nuttage please refer to your physician straight
 away. Warning: Do not eat this soap even if
 your mother reckons you deserve it! If you get
 suds in your eyes rinse out with cold water
 Dreadnought Shaving
 @DreadnoughtUSA
How to properly use soap. (i.redd.it)