"AND WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH LYING ABOUT  IN ORDER TO SUPPORT OUR OWN COMPETING BUSINESS INTERESTS, IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE PESKY, EASILY ACCESSIBLE PUBLIC RECORDS!" 

- A source, who wishes to remain anonymous, and asked to go by the pseudonym "@MikeBloomberg". https://t.co/BXDatCw1tX